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Sept 19, 2006 15:45:26 GMT -5
Post by Mark on Sept 19, 2006 15:45:26 GMT -5
It just wouldn't be right This guy is walking through the countryside when he spotted a farmer walking through a field with a three-legged pig. He asked the farmer, "What happened to him?" "Well,", the farmer replied, "some time back there was a really big lightning storm. A bolt struck my house and it caught on fire. The pig ran down to the lake, grabbed a bucket of water, came back and put out the fire. He saved us all!" exclaimed the farmer. "Oh, so that's how the pig lost his leg, then?" "No sir, one morning a pack of grizzly bears smelled some bacon my wife had left out, and started breaking through the windows. Well, sir, that pig scared those bears off and saved us all from a certain death!" "Ah, so that's how he lost his leg?" "Nope," said the farmer, "But a pig that good? You can't eat him all at once. It just wouldn't be right."
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Oct 20, 2006 22:18:43 GMT -5
Post by Anita on Oct 20, 2006 22:18:43 GMT -5
SAd, but funnyLOL! ;D
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Nov 2, 2006 15:47:44 GMT -5
Post by Mark on Nov 2, 2006 15:47:44 GMT -5
Well, it wouldn't be right... ;D
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