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Post by Alex on Jun 26, 2006 8:53:16 GMT -5
The Smart way to eating. Just ask Alex.
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Post by Juana Cookie on Jun 26, 2006 9:17:06 GMT -5
Dear Alex,
I borrowed my mom's computer, so I could write you. I can tell you, there is only ONE diet...the Seafood diet...if you see food, eat it! (And I'm sure, as a kitty, you will agree!--you said yourself, the meaning of life is food!) I don't see that there is much else to discuss.
Juana Cookie's Dog, Beau
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Post by Mark on Jun 26, 2006 9:27:17 GMT -5
Beau and I are in agreement, only SWMBO does not agree.
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Post by Alex on Jun 26, 2006 10:31:46 GMT -5
You know. I taught SWMBO everything she knows. In case you haven't noticed she used to be a white cat. Look at the slant to her green eyes. The slightly pointed chin. She only ever made one mistake. And that was not heeding my warning about becoming human. I thought she was mature enough to handle the changling information. That has been my only mistake. We still have a good relationship as long as she understands that I obey no one. That is a point of contention. Secretly I think she respects me more cause I don't always obey.
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Post by Alex on Jun 26, 2006 10:35:57 GMT -5
I digressed from the subject of diet. Sorry Beau. I wasn't aware that dogs were such fans of fish. But must agree with you. Seafood is the way to go. Followed by some catnip. Must keep your breath smelling good for the ladies. So nice of your mom to let you borrow her computer. You really should demand one of your own. So much better that way. Begging is so passe.
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Post by Juana Cookie on Jun 26, 2006 15:21:35 GMT -5
Alex,
Yes, Dogs like fish! Beau's predecessor, Max, used to LOVE cat food! ESPECIALLY tuna...of course, he liked blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, bagels with cream cheese, and lasagna, too. *LOL* (He was the creator of the Seafood diet!) And by the way, he doesn't beg...he STEALS!!! *LOL*
Beau's "Mom", Juana Cookie
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Post by Mark on Jun 26, 2006 19:09:49 GMT -5
Charley eats most anything as long as SWMBO isn't watching.
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Post by Juana Cookie on Jun 26, 2006 19:31:01 GMT -5
Mom doesn't let dogs have chocolate... ...I think she's hoarding it for herself! Beau
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Post by Mark on Jun 26, 2006 22:15:01 GMT -5
Tell Beau that chocolate is bad for dogs. He won't believe you, but it's true.
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Post by Juana Cookie on Jun 27, 2006 7:07:18 GMT -5
I have told him that all along...that even a small amount can result in a dog having a heart attack...and you're right...he DOESN'T believe me!
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Post by Alex on Jun 27, 2006 9:14:55 GMT -5
Beau, Take it from a cat that knows. STAY AWAY from chocolate. I know you think you are human but you are in truth a canine and canines can not eat chocolate even when pretending to be a human. It just doesn't work. Not sure why you want to be human anyway. The saying humans have'It's a dogs life" meaning it's not very good. Hallelujah Brother!!That's all wrong.Dogs have got it good. Better than any human. Want to go outside? Look at your master and they drop everything and walk outside with you. Even in the middle of a blizzard. Look at them when they are eating a scrumptious piece of meat, and presto chango, you have the best bite. They bathe you, brush your coat, teeth too, talk all lovey dovey and give you hugs and kisses. The list goes on and on. So give up the human chocolate thing and be a canine and reap all the benefits. As a feline we don't need all that care and are much better at controlling our humans, which is a given being a superior animal. Digressing again. One more time Beau, just so you get it straight. Human- chocolate. Canine- no chocolate. GOT IT?
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Post by Fluffy on Jun 27, 2006 12:46:18 GMT -5
The ingredient that causes the problem is called Theobromine, and it occurs in chocolates that contain high levels of cocoa and it stimulates the cardiac and nervous system, which can prove fatal in most pets.
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Post by Dabbit on Jun 28, 2006 4:24:37 GMT -5
Talking of fish (as we were earlier) My fudge likes a bit of mackerel occasionally - but then she did used to thinks he was a cat. INteresting but useless fact: When my cat was alive she would only ever drink from the dogs water bowl and vice versa the dog would only drink from the cats water bowl.
Anyway Smart Alex is my cat Bea happy in Cat heaven?
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Post by Alex on Jun 29, 2006 15:14:32 GMT -5
Dave, Bea is very happy.She is a cat. Cats make anywhere they are a good place or they leave. Unlike the other animals people prefer. You know those dogs. Now they act miserable and hope someone helps them, So pitiful. Dog heaven is fine they have a person taking care of them. Cat heaven is the best! All the comforts that a cat could desire.With all the perks a cat deserves. Rest Easy Bea is feelin fine!
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Post by Mark on Jul 8, 2006 18:51:04 GMT -5
Out of the 'Cat' lives that you've lost, how many went to heaven, Alex?
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Post by Alex on Jul 8, 2006 20:16:17 GMT -5
About half. Hehehe.
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Post by Mark on Jul 9, 2006 12:57:43 GMT -5
Anyway, glad you're here. It's tough out here for a blimp.
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Post by Alex on Jul 10, 2006 22:57:46 GMT -5
Blimps are not tough. They get their feelings hurt very easily. But blimps could do themselves a good turn by not eating COOKIES!!! Hear me? NO COOKIES!
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Post by Mark on Jul 11, 2006 15:59:26 GMT -5
Blasphemy! No cookies! Sheer blasphemy! Besides, I was just making a play on words about that stupid song that won an award at the Oscars....
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Post by Alex on Jul 11, 2006 23:13:48 GMT -5
Mark I figured out how you can have one cookie a day. A new study shows that exercise is very good for you. BUT this new study showed that people lost more weight by leisurely exercising than those that believed in the no pain no gain theory. To me that theory is nonsense. The new one makes a lot more sense to me. So when Charley walks you let him go a bit further and don't rush. So don't run or jog walk and enjoy yourself. And eat only one cookie!
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