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Post by Alex on Jun 25, 2006 14:33:04 GMT -5
Start the questions.Give me your dilemmas. Cry on my fur. Put it out there so I can help!
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Post by Mark on Jun 25, 2006 14:43:39 GMT -5
Dear Alex,
What's the meaning of life?
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Post by Alex on Jun 25, 2006 14:47:26 GMT -5
You gotta be kidding me? That's the toughest question you could come up with?
The answers simple. FOOD!
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Post by Mark on Jun 25, 2006 15:17:33 GMT -5
Hmmmm....spoken like a true cat.
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Post by Dabbit on Jun 27, 2006 7:23:45 GMT -5
Who is Alex?
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Post by Alex on Jun 27, 2006 9:02:54 GMT -5
That's like asking who is Einstien! But for you Dave, I can call you Dave, can't I?
Smart Alex is the most. The most beautiful. The most intelligent. The most awe inspiring cat you will ever come across. Smart Alex Knows. And he is here to help you. Whatever your dilemma is I can help. Stick with me buddy, and your life will be easier. No more stumbling your way through life! I have the answers. So just lay your troubles out there a let's get started.
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Post by Dabbit on Jun 27, 2006 9:04:29 GMT -5
Ok Smart Alex...How do I make a million pound over night?
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Post by Alex on Jun 27, 2006 9:25:32 GMT -5
I suppose you are talking about money. If it were me I'd adopt Bill Gates. He has money to spare. Since you are human and Bill isn't into that sort of life style, and you are already married, I think you have to resort to thievery. Trying to become a millionaire overnight is a very limited endeavor. Marriage and thievery. Are your best options. Wait. thievery takes careful planning, especially that amount. Quickest and best route in my opinion is to run for a high government position. Takes a bit longer than overnight but no one ever leaves a government position with less than what they started with. Try that.
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Post by Dabbit on Jun 27, 2006 9:34:52 GMT -5
Become a crooked MP? Well it does pay good - gosh you are smart - Alex!
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Post by Mark on Jun 27, 2006 10:36:54 GMT -5
Yep, he's the "cat's meow" alright, Dave - just get your friends to get out and vote for you, early and often.
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Post by Alex on Jun 29, 2006 15:18:22 GMT -5
Right on Mark ol'buddy! Especially the vote often part.
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Post by Mark on Jul 6, 2006 15:44:29 GMT -5
Best way to win! It works well in some jurisdictions, I hear.
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Post by Alex on Jul 7, 2006 14:54:19 GMT -5
PEOPLE, did you not understand when I said I'm open for business that I meant I'm ready to help you? This is free of charge. I am doing it out of the kindness of my little cat heart. I am willing to let you benefit, for free, from my experience. I have 9 lives and so far have used up 6 of them so I have knowledge. Use me people.
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Post by Mark on Jul 8, 2006 18:45:36 GMT -5
Alex, how do we best go about recruiting new members?
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Post by Alex on Jul 8, 2006 20:22:31 GMT -5
Extremely good question there. I have an extremely good answer. Patience. As they say (who are they anyway?) Rome wasn't built in a day. Also, if you get desparate. You could pay them to be members. People will do most anything for money.
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Post by Mark on Jul 8, 2006 21:33:24 GMT -5
Is that a hint, Alex?
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Post by Alex on Jul 9, 2006 9:34:35 GMT -5
Cats don't beg but the price of my chow has risen a good bit and the cost of those danged rabies shots and the vet thinks he should be worth more than Ken Lay.
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Post by Alex on Jul 9, 2006 9:36:36 GMT -5
Ken Lay. All that money didn't do him much good. In the end he died very poor. He lost the respect of his friends, family and the world. He died like we all die. Alone.
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Post by Anita on Jul 9, 2006 12:09:41 GMT -5
Here I Am, I'm going back to school at 61yrs of age, Is there any hope for me?
Can I look for you to help me Alex?
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Post by Alex on Jul 9, 2006 12:38:59 GMT -5
I have lost track of how many lives I have gone through. But in everyone of those lives I have learned something. Knowledge has no age limits. If you want it bad enough you can achieve it or die trying. A worthless life is one lived without learning. No matter what your age you can still achieve your dreams. SO Anita Honey, Go for it! Grab all the gusto! Get your diploma and go for another one. Just don't go for the ones that you become a minister in 2 short lessons. Or the ones that give you a medical degree in 2 months over the internet. You get in trouble when setting up an office. I know spent part of one life in prison for impersonating a cosmetic surgeon. Woman pressed charges!!! How was I to know she only wanted 2 boobs?
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