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Post by Dabbit on Jul 13, 2006 9:25:32 GMT -5
A fun poll to see whether we think Alex really is as wise as he makes out... The wise old owl lived in an oak
The more it heard the less it spoke
The more it spoke the less it heard
Why can't we all be like that bird |
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Post by Alex on Jul 16, 2006 9:24:51 GMT -5
Owls don't know how to get down and dirty. Otherwise they are pretty sharp.
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Post by Mark on Jul 16, 2006 17:02:52 GMT -5
Smarter than cats, I hear...
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Post by Alex on Jul 17, 2006 9:54:16 GMT -5
Human hearing is deficient and often wrong.
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Post by Mark on Jul 17, 2006 12:22:56 GMT -5
Well, I'll be doggone....
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Post by Alex on Jul 18, 2006 9:01:36 GMT -5
Dogs hear very well.THye don't always know what they are hearing though.
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Post by Mark on Jul 18, 2006 14:36:17 GMT -5
Selective hearing, much like cats (excuse me) I suppose.
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Post by Alex on Jul 19, 2006 11:03:29 GMT -5
Never said dogs were stupid. Just not as smart as cats.
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Post by Mark on Jul 19, 2006 14:39:30 GMT -5
You wouldn't be prejudiced, now would you?
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Post by Alex on Jul 20, 2006 11:23:37 GMT -5
Not a bone in my body is prejudiced. Not a thought in my head is prejudiced. Just going on fact here.
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Post by Mark on Jul 20, 2006 14:48:20 GMT -5
Yeah, right - Charley thinks otherwise.
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Post by Alex on Jul 21, 2006 23:56:20 GMT -5
But then again Charley is a dog. His thinking is convoluted
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Post by Mark on Jul 22, 2006 12:33:36 GMT -5
Not as bad as some....
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Post by Alex on Jul 24, 2006 9:55:50 GMT -5
But not as clear as mine.
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Post by Mark on Jul 24, 2006 12:52:41 GMT -5
I asked Charley about that, and he laughed and laughed - he said, "You're talking to a cat?"....
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Post by Alex on Jul 25, 2006 9:17:14 GMT -5
Does sound funny, doesn't it? Not too many people take time to talk to cats and dogs. Well, they talk to them but they don't wait for answers. They believe the false premise that animals are inferior.
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Post by Mark on Jul 25, 2006 9:25:17 GMT -5
It was Mark Twain who said, "If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
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Post by Alex on Jul 27, 2006 8:33:08 GMT -5
That was one smart Mark!!!!
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Post by Mark on Jul 27, 2006 14:00:28 GMT -5
But not the last!
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Post by Alex on Jul 28, 2006 8:49:11 GMT -5
He hasn't been matched in a lot of years.
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