Post by twosheps on Aug 3, 2006 21:35:11 GMT -5
I cross-stitched this and put it up on my wall--love it!
1. The dogs live here...you don't.
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?
4. OF COURSE they smell like a dog.
5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs.
6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
7. To you they’re a dog. To me they’re adopted daughters, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, don't speak clearly, and hate cats. I have no problem with any of these things.
Notice to Visitors
1. The dogs live here...you don't.
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?
4. OF COURSE they smell like a dog.
5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs.
6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
7. To you they’re a dog. To me they’re adopted daughters, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, don't speak clearly, and hate cats. I have no problem with any of these things.
