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Post by Dabbit on Jun 30, 2006 10:29:12 GMT -5
Are there any good reasons to being a dog I thought (as you do) and my conclusions are as follows:
Fed and watered by your owners
No need to work - ever
Free health care (at owners expense)
Free holidays (at owners expense)
Free exercise
Laze about and not get told off
Eat left overs without funny little looks
Please feel free to add your own below
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Post by Mark on Jun 30, 2006 10:34:12 GMT -5
Charley says he agrees wholeheartedly! ;D
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Post by Dabbit on Jun 30, 2006 10:52:55 GMT -5
Now maybe we should do 'reasons to be a human'....
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Post by louise90 on Jun 30, 2006 14:42:41 GMT -5
Oh, I hope in my next life I'm born a dog in a well loved family!
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Post by Mark on Jun 30, 2006 15:55:38 GMT -5
Now maybe we should do 'reasons to be a human'.... Possible Dave, but I can't think of any real good reasons, seeing what we're doing to our poor old mother earth. Louise, your wish is granted...just let me know if you have any preference as to breeds... ;D |
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Post by Dabbit on Jul 1, 2006 12:14:39 GMT -5
I know Mark this planet is so gorgeous and we have just ruined it - a dreadful shame
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Post by Mark on Jul 1, 2006 23:17:57 GMT -5
That's why I do all I can and enlist all the help I can. I just never feel like I've done enough.
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Post by Dabbit on Jul 6, 2006 12:11:37 GMT -5
Ok then lets be psitive and think of reasons to be a human - what d'think?
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Post by Mark on Jul 6, 2006 14:15:35 GMT -5
Still thinking.... ;D
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Post by Maria on Jul 6, 2006 20:26:06 GMT -5
even if some people aren't concerned about mankind, there are plenty of people who care and act on those feelings. I think that is pretty positive.
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Post by Mark on Jul 6, 2006 21:47:16 GMT -5
Huh?  |
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Post by Dabbit on Jul 7, 2006 8:39:57 GMT -5
Reason 1 to be a human: To look after and protect our beloved pets and animals
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Post by Mark on Jul 7, 2006 9:51:24 GMT -5
Reason 2
To take care of this mistreated planet we've been such poor stewards of.
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Post by sandy on Jul 7, 2006 15:00:37 GMT -5
reason 3. humans live longer than dogs.
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Post by sandy on Jul 7, 2006 15:02:11 GMT -5
reason 4. Humans read. It's never been documented that a dog can read.
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Post by Mark on Jul 12, 2006 22:15:25 GMT -5
My dog watches TV. He says he would read, but has trouble turning the pages.
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Post by Dabbit on Jul 13, 2006 9:08:02 GMT -5
Maybe we could invent a Doggie book Mark and wacth those £$£$£$£ roll on in...
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Post by Mark on Jul 13, 2006 10:21:02 GMT -5
Could do. One for dogs, and one for cats. Pounds won't do me much good here, though. We'll have to let PayPal sort it out... ;D
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Post by Dabbit on Jul 19, 2006 2:31:35 GMT -5
Good ole Paypal - so some say.
Reason 5: Some people are actually nice and hold the same values
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Post by Mark on Jul 19, 2006 14:48:23 GMT -5
Reason 6 - No one is more loyal than your dog.
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