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Post by Alex on Jun 26, 2006 8:56:08 GMT -5
Love life a bore? Alex can put the purr back.
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Post by Alex on Jun 29, 2006 15:26:49 GMT -5
Just have to tell you this. The other day while taking my daily constitutional I ran into this absolutely gorgeous long haired calico girl. Oh almost as good looking as me! It was love, full bloom, heart throbbing love. But she was sad to say not into short term relationships.And I am not into long term.I can't deprive the other females of my devastating looks and personality. So it was over before it started. Her loss.Poor girl.
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Post by Alex on Jul 3, 2006 23:36:58 GMT -5
Do not eat tuna before a romantic interlude. Spoils the mood completely.
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Post by Alex on Jul 6, 2006 9:07:03 GMT -5
Always call your mate and tell them you love them everyday.
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Post by sandy on Jul 6, 2006 10:14:37 GMT -5
But Alex, how do I meet that mate? Do I put on the glad rags and hit the town?
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Post by Alex on Jul 6, 2006 10:21:15 GMT -5
Honey, glad rags are fine and dandy and hitting the town is hard on the town and you. It's better to be yourself and go about your business. When Mr Right is supposed to show up he will be there on time and not caring whether you are wearing glad rags or just plain rags. Be patient. Love happens in it's own time.
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Post by Mark on Jul 6, 2006 15:42:18 GMT -5
Better yet, wear Glad bags instead of glad rags, you're sure to attract attention that way!
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Post by Fluffy on Jul 7, 2006 9:21:22 GMT -5
and be called a bag lady, surely not!
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Post by Mark on Jul 7, 2006 9:45:13 GMT -5
OH, but with those see-through Glad bags, I don't think anyone would call her that....
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Post by Alex on Jul 7, 2006 14:50:03 GMT -5
 I had heard about Saran Wrap but not Glad Bags!!! I must have been napping for a bit there. I have met my share of bag ladies though and found them quite generous in sharing food but I was always careful where they obtained the food. The bag ladies I know aren't wearing their bags though. Mark, are you weird?
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Post by Mark on Jul 8, 2006 18:50:03 GMT -5
Here's a man in a Glad bag...  |
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Post by Alex on Jul 8, 2006 20:19:21 GMT -5
And only a knobby kneed human would do that. How absolutely silly. And I thought dogs were bad because they chased their own tails.Wait a minute! Is that you,Mark?  ?? |
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Post by Mark on Jul 9, 2006 12:58:26 GMT -5
No, 'tis not I...
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Post by Anita on Jul 9, 2006 20:58:35 GMT -5
Pictures Mark, you are #one, can you beat that ALEX?
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Post by Alex on Jul 10, 2006 22:54:04 GMT -5
Sure can Anita. Just by not putting on a Glad bag. Silly human.
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Post by Mark on Jul 11, 2006 15:58:16 GMT -5
As the TV commercial says, don't get mad - get Glad!
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Post by Alex on Jul 11, 2006 23:16:40 GMT -5
Looks like that guy did both. Is there a follow up picture of him being led off in a straight jacket?
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Post by Mark on Jul 12, 2006 20:55:55 GMT -5
Should be, or else a dog catcher's net, as he's 'barking mad'!
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Post by Alex on Jul 13, 2006 8:27:03 GMT -5
Wonder if he was after the very last cookie crumb and it got away?
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Post by Mark on Jul 13, 2006 10:16:21 GMT -5
Too bad, if so - that's the way the cookie crumbles...
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I had heard about Saran Wrap but not Glad Bags!!! I must have been napping for a bit there. I have met my share of bag ladies though and found them quite generous in sharing food but I was always careful where they obtained the food. The bag ladies I know aren't wearing their bags though. Mark, are you weird?
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