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Post by Alex on Jun 26, 2006 9:00:27 GMT -5
First and foremost. In this life. NEVER EVER sit on a yellow jacket. Makes them a bit venomous.
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Post by Alex on Jun 27, 2006 9:28:13 GMT -5
Never eat yellow snow. (I'm into yellow this week)
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Post by Alex on Jun 29, 2006 15:16:15 GMT -5
Do not walk in front of a human being wearing combat boots if they are in a bad mood. Flying is for the birds.
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Post by Alex on Jul 2, 2006 9:14:28 GMT -5
Never never pass up the chance for a nap.
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Post by Alex on Jul 3, 2006 23:32:23 GMT -5
A wise man once warned me (he was speaking from much experience) NEVER take a fast acting laxative with a double strength sleeping pill.
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Post by Mark on Jul 6, 2006 12:20:37 GMT -5
Oh, he must be a very wise man indeed!
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Post by Alex on Jul 6, 2006 15:25:52 GMT -5
He was. After the fact. See he learns the hard way. He was quite humiliated because he was staying at his in laws. It is a story of legendary proportions in that side of the family.
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Post by Mark on Jul 6, 2006 15:41:20 GMT -5
Yeah, talk about your rude awakenings!
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Post by Alex on Jul 11, 2006 23:46:42 GMT -5
Slow down people. Life is short make sure you don't rush past the best part.
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Post by Mark on Jul 12, 2006 20:58:31 GMT -5
If I slow down anymore I'll be going backward.
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Post by Alex on Jul 13, 2006 8:23:46 GMT -5
And that is a problem because?
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Post by Mark on Jul 13, 2006 10:17:37 GMT -5
I'll start off conversations with goodbye. Bad form.
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Post by Fluffy on Jul 14, 2006 10:50:18 GMT -5
so its Goodbye then Mark? lol
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Post by Alex on Jul 16, 2006 9:02:39 GMT -5
Never let them know what you are thinking.
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Post by Mark on Jul 16, 2006 16:58:31 GMT -5
Yes, goodbye begins and hello ends.
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Post by Alex on Jul 17, 2006 10:10:42 GMT -5
If it's brown and has flies on it, walk around it.
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Post by Mark on Jul 17, 2006 12:17:55 GMT -5
If it's yellow, jump the puddle...
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Post by Alex on Jul 18, 2006 9:18:27 GMT -5
You've been there too?
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Post by Mark on Jul 18, 2006 14:35:25 GMT -5
Oh yeah, we've always had pets.
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Post by Alex on Jul 19, 2006 11:10:20 GMT -5
Smoking ,gambling, and booze seem to go together. Do 1 at a time and you will be happier. Although the smoking should really not be started at all. try it this way. DON"T SMOKE!! Alcohol and gambling together is a no no. Alchol and driving is definitely bad.
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