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Post by Anita on Apr 29, 2006 21:21:35 GMT -5
An 80 yr old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "what did you steal?"
She replied a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. He asked how many peaches in the can? She replied 6.
The judge then said "6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, "what is it?"
The husband said, "she also stole a can of PEAS."
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Post by Mark on Apr 29, 2006 22:16:22 GMT -5
Cute!
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Post by Anita on Apr 30, 2006 20:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by Mark on May 1, 2006 22:23:49 GMT -5
Yeah, somebody must have toad her something funny.
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Post by Dabbit on May 2, 2006 3:05:07 GMT -5
That made me smile...
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Post by Maria on May 2, 2006 5:30:52 GMT -5
Miss Froggy is just rivet ted by her laughing.
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Post by Mark on May 2, 2006 17:47:45 GMT -5
Fell off her 'stool' did she?
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Post by Maria on May 2, 2006 19:56:42 GMT -5
She was just a tad pole at the time
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Post by Anita on May 3, 2006 13:40:33 GMT -5
Anita ate to much, she fell off her stool and turned into a mouse and now, it's just ha, ha, ha!
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Post by Mark on May 8, 2006 10:30:07 GMT -5
Hmmm....funny looking frog! ;D
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Post by Anita on May 8, 2006 21:29:29 GMT -5
Now 6 days in water, I died and came back as a fat belly mouse! LOL! ;D
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Post by Mark on May 12, 2006 11:30:22 GMT -5
Not a creature was stirring...not even a.....
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Post by Anita on May 12, 2006 16:00:37 GMT -5
mouse, the bells were ringing
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Post by Anita on May 12, 2006 16:01:54 GMT -5
I ran out dancing and start to singing
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Post by Anita on May 14, 2006 21:08:23 GMT -5
LO HO HO, LO HO HO, Momma is going to town to buy her some cheese! ;D ;D
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Post by Mark on May 15, 2006 22:17:43 GMT -5
Somebody's been in the catnip again... ;D
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Post by Anita on May 16, 2006 21:23:20 GMT -5
DO YOU THINK BY NOW, the belly mouse has losted it? (?)
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Post by Maria on May 17, 2006 19:50:09 GMT -5
No, belly mouse winks at me and makes my day. (Do you think there maybe something wrong with me?) LOL
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Post by Anita on May 17, 2006 22:27:10 GMT -5
We (3) have losted it! ;D ...Maria, Mark & Anita
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Post by Mark on May 17, 2006 23:17:56 GMT -5
3 Blind mice, see how they scratch? ;D
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